My night has been made.
Who didn’t see that coming? Still hitting the play button like a boss.
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When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
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I’m not in trouble at work at all.
Apparently the schedule did change and no one was mad at me.
So… I overreacted for nothing
Those fries could be salted with tears
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i really need you and you aren’t here. you know i’m beyond upset yet you arent fucking here as if my state of mind isn’t already fucked up.
